- Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
- Me: LOKI?
- Teacher: Pardon?
- Me: The God of Mischief.
- Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
- Me: I don't have it.
- Teacher: What?
- Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
- Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
- Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
- Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
- Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
- Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
- Me: How's your coffee?
- Teacher: What?
- Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
- Teacher: I don't-
- Me: There's no gas in the tank.
- Teacher: What-
- Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
- Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
- Me: LOKI'D.
- Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
- Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
- Teacher: Preferably several someones?
- Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
- Teacher: Restrain her.
- Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
- Teacher: What even.
- Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
Yay, can’t wait.
1st Gif is your power:
3rd Gif is your reaction to your power/ability:
7th Gif is when you tell the public your identity:
12th Gif is when you meet Nick Fury:
25th Gif is meeting the other Avengers:
29th Gif is your reaction to finding out about Asgard:
34th Gif is your training:
40th Gif is when you learn about Loki:
47th gif is when you’re fighting in the city:
Last Gif is when you win!:
So yeah, this happened because I saw someone’s headcanon that two people were worthy of lifting Mjolnir: Thor and Steve. And I was like, YES. I know that in comic canon it all depends because Marvel’s a clusterfuck for canon. Apparently he has lifted it in an issue of Thor, but in Ultimate apparently fucking Magneto lifted it for the evulz, and that’s without touching alternate realities. I’m in the movieverse and I just agreed with the concept. I apologize for the style. I’m not quite used to these guys yet.