August 2011
A Night Like Tonight.
Tonight I find myself blinking up at my very white, very bland ceiling. I look around my room, the only light coming from my fish tank where Carl, my insomnia goldfish is probably trying to figure out why his reflection follows his every move and looks exactly like him. I usually find myself awake at this your because I think too much. Suffice it to say that for reasons unknown, I seem to be...
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A man at the mall uttered obscenities and gave me...
Social justice dictates I tell this brah to Calm His Tits. Am I justified? I don’t really care, its my last day at work :[
Tonight I held a baby and got him to stop crying...
I’m going to be a freakin’ awesome Dad. Or awesome baby-holder.
